Yesterday, W was just one funny line after another. To wit:
1. [Steph and W outside in the backyard, looking at a worm]
W: "Hello worm. I'm Warren, [pointing to Steph] and this is momma."
2. [Driving last night]
W: "Oh, there's a yellow hydrant. Let's look for another yellow hydrant. There's ANOTHER yellow hydrant. These yellow hydrants are EVERYWHERE!"
Seriously, the kid can spot a hydrant from 1/2 mile away. I'm hoping this skill can somehow translate into a lucrative job for him someday.
3. [In the den watching Bob the Builder; C starts crying; W looks at her, looks at me, and realizes that this little lump of a sister is preventing him from watching his beloved Bob]
W: "Daddy, take her away please."
4. [Playing in the living room with mom and dad]
Taylor: "W, what does Buzz Lightyear say?"
W: "To infinity and . . . a hamburger!"
Of course, he starts laughing because he thinks he's so funny. Most of the time he is.