Sucker!!

I am the biggest sucker in the whole world. So this kid comes to the door selling magazines to earn money for some great and wonderful cause that I can't even remember. And of course, because I'm a ginormous sucker, I bought one. But I'm having him send it to the troops in Iraq - so it's a worthy purchase. After I've committed myself to sending my charitable magazine, he gives me the total and it's $59 with all the crazy surcharges and "handling fees". But this kid is really really nice, and he's working his butt off selling magazines door-to-door (and who really wants to do that?) so I don't say anything and I write the dang check. Then he leaves with my money and information, never to be seen again. So I'm having some serious buyers remorse, but I'm trying to tell myself that it's helping this nice kid, Brian Boyd, and the troops, so it's going to be ok. Then on my receipt I notice a return policy! I can cancel and get my money back if I send in this thing within 3 business days. Amen! So I fill it out and it's sitting on my desk ready to go out in tomorrow's mail. But now I feel like such a jerk. This Brian kid is going to lose his points that he thought he got from me and I feel really bad. So I make Taylor go out and look for him around the block to see if he's still around. Cause I went to the company's website, and for every 20,000 points they earn $1,000. So I'm thinking he earned about $7 from me. I just wanted to give the kid the $7!! I could feel good about that. And then I could send the troops a $20 magazine subscription and still have $31. I could feed some a whole bunch of homeless people with $31. But I couldn't find Brian. And I still feel bad. But I'm sure he does fine, because he was a smooth salesman. Not that it took much to get me, because I'm a ginormous sucker.